A hilarious arcade shooter about blasting people with junk food until they explode. It’s delicious!
* Shoot them with ballistic hamburgers!
* Explode them with milkshake grenades!
* Melt them with your sweet soda Jet Pack!
* Rain molten apple pies down upon them!
* Run them down in you Mime Car!
It’s what they deserve for trying to better themselves.
Play as THE MIME, once the king of food and the CEO of MIME BURGER. That is until the rise of self-righteous vegan hipsters destroyed his once great empire and replaced it with a slew of independent health food carts. Yuk!
They left him with nothing and labeled his life’s work as “JUNK”. But worst of all, they think he’s a clown.
Now the time has come for revenge! It’s time for FAST FOOD RAMPAGE!
Good Day to you Rampagers!We thought it was time for an update so here's whats new:- HARDCORE MODE! Yeah that's as awesome as it sounds. Think you're good at Fast Food Rampage? Now you can know for sure.- THE PARK! Sweet new game world to enjoy hunting hipsters.- BOSS FIGHTS! We added a boss, which as you would expect is a giant tomato man with salad for hands.- THE KETCHUP GUN! Melt your enemies with sugar filled condiments.- SEXY BUG FIXES AND OPTIMISATIONS! The game is better now!
Rampagers!Thanks for being part of the silliness! We hope you've enjoyed blasting hipsters with calorie filled poison!We thought we'd give you all a little update because this is the time for giving... And regular updates mean we make more money!Here's what's new:New Christmas themed level!New Santa hat!New Mince Pie attack on Christmas Level!Lots of really sexy bug fixes!Merry Christmas everyone, and remember, generosity is most meaningful when it's mandatory!Love,FFR Team
Rampagers!Thanks for being part of the silliness! We hope you've enjoyed blasting hipsters with calorie filled poison!We thought we'd give you all a little update because this is the time for giving... And regular updates mean we make more money!Here's what's new:New Christmas themed level!New Santa hat!New Mince Pie attack on Christmas Level!Lots of really sexy bug fixes!Merry Christmas everyone, and remember, generosity is most meaningful when it's mandatory!Love,FFR Team
